Loanda

Total bitch. Period.

Stop being such a Loanda!

by BorrisMart July 5, 2024

Logan Lake Water Slide

When someone (typically a guy) drinks 2 litres of coffee and a full bottle of laxatives. Once the shit has been brewing for long enough you shit it out in a straight line that’s around the same width as you(if you don’t have enough, drink more coffee and take more laxatives). After the “Water slide” has formed you take another person and have them at the other side of the “slide” in “doggystyle”. After all that is set up you run, slide, and aim your head for there asshole. If everything went right you should pop your head into them.

Me: Do you wanna try a Logan Lake water slide?
Doug: of course! I’ll get the coffee.

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

Logan M.

A blond twink, eyes separated, a fucking narcissist+racist, only dates girls with no boobs or ass, and only pulls girls who don’t have a good type, cuz he actually be ugly asf. He be saying the n word too much and be sending poop pics to his friends. Also he only pulls girls with the initials of K,L,E,A.

“Didn’t you date that blond twink?” “Who? Are you talking about Logan M.?” “Fosho yeah!”

by Diddysfav05 November 22, 2024

Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, is that Logan?"

"Yeah, he's so awesome, isn't he?"

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

Logan

Logan is the most mature, observant, caring, considerate, and humourous man you'll ever meet. Logan is tall and handsome, with a jawline that could cut glass, seductive bright hazel eyes that'll make you want to pounce him immediately when he makes eye contact with you. He's an amazing musician, especially in drumming, he's fucking amazing. He has such a keen ear for music. Observing him listen to his favourite songs so intimately, god he's so awesome. Have any conversation with him, you'll be laughing your ass off. He's also insanely sexy. He'll tease you, kiss you, touch you. He's got one massive shlong that you won't wanna keep your hands off of. I love you, Logan. Marry me.

"Hey, isn't that Logan Winter?!"

"Yeah! He's so awesome."

by ninjaturtz21 November 25, 2024

Lehansa

she is the most most girl you could ever meet and ,she is a choochi little bole to her daddy and theres noone in the world who loves her more than her daddy.she is the best thing that can happen to anyone and her smile could melt the coldest people

1.Lehansa cuddles with me everynight like my good little choochi bole
2.lehansa does whatever her daddy tells her to do like a good girl

by mathsIsland1st24 December 10, 2024

Loanrisks

The sexiest person alive. Will probably make your legs shake just from the way he looks. Probably the finest person ive ever laid my eyes on. Id sit on his face

"Loanrisks is sexy"

by jul298 January 10, 2025