right

The direction in opposition to left

(that way--->; not this way<---)

We turned right by the big oak tree.

by An average dictionary February 2, 2023

reproductive rights

something the church, old men, pervs and brainwashed women are triflin’ with.

reproductive rights in the bible
means a man can fuck three women and it’s alright and incest is alright and a whole bunch of other perverted things like rape but we won’t talk about that today— just make sure those women get pregnant because I am a man and I want to cheat on my wife and fuck as many young girls as I want and not wear a condom!

by natchoman February 21, 2024

Right page of the school year book

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.

man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.

by Habopo June 4, 2020

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.

Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do. They're also telling everyone else what they want them to do a lot of the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011