praise be to God

I love god

God is good

I love Christ

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian

by Bad C dev June 10, 2023

God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023

god Al

Yes it might seem weird but its a thing.
They are a fictional god from a book. They took over from a god who needed ti back down. She took the name of God Zachy.

"have you prayed to our god Al today?"

"Did you hear? the next in line God Al took over?"

by alastair_coiconit June 15, 2023

in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

ball god

a male that attracts and can pull any female in the world

Do you see matt taking to that cute girl? He’s a ball god

by ballgod02 October 23, 2018

Gods dandruff

Snow or really good cocaine that makes u see heaven

I got gods dandruff

by BrainGriffin October 28, 2018