Indian Family

The act of cutting a theme park ride line by lying or telling people you have family/friends you’re trying to get to.

Man 1: Yo dude how did you get back so fast that line was long asf.
Man 2: Oh it’s simple I just did an Indian Family.

by Noah4200000 May 5, 2025

Indian Wranglin'

Not having enough Toilet paper to fully clean yourself, making it necessary to wipe your ass with your barehand.

That boi ran out of TP in the bush, don't shake his hand I'm positive he was Indian Wranglin'.

by Phanton dangler May 5, 2025

India is toiletless

Although India does have almost 100% toilet coverage, most aren't clean, and many Indians will still prefer to poop anywhere outside and some even worship them instead of use them. This means the sentence is still usable somehow.

Fun Fact: Don't use this sentence on Reddit, people will downvote, ban, or report you for racism despite the fact.

Comment : India is toiletless.
*Few minutes later*
Reddit message : You're permanently banned from r/(interesting) for hate speech.
That commenter : It's just the mods who can't stand with this fact and call it hate speech. India needs cleaners to clean public toilets and convince all people to use them to prove this fact wrong.

by Shiine-1 May 10, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Indian Flavor Bomb

When a man ejaculates into his own feces and then proceeds to shape into a ball and throw at the face of another man.

Hey Ole Jim is passed out over there on the couch. You should go hit him the the "Ole Indian flavor bomb".

by StickyManCake May 29, 2025

Indian Flavor Bomb

After a night out eating indian food your stomach starts to churn. You then ejaculate into your own shit then form said shit into a ball and throws into the face of another man.

Hey Ole Jim is passed out on the couch over there. You should hit him with the "Indian Flavor Bomb"

by StickyManCake May 29, 2025

Indian

This is a person unlucky enough to be born in India. These persons are allergic to water and instead drink curry to survive. Many Indians like to shit in public as a sign of dominance, some even hurling their fresh shit as others in an act of war.

I hate Indians

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 5, 2025