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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
mugGet the I'm calling Sniper Riflemug.

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation
I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!
by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025
mugGet the I'm in a picklemug.

I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.
"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"
by farb0sh February 27, 2024
mugGet the I'm cooked.mug.

your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
by JayBucks July 21, 2024
mugGet the your the baby I'm the daddymug.

I'm depressed

"I'm depressed af bich"
by murder :D December 3, 2024
mugGet the I'm depressedmug.

I'm just a chill guy

Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.

Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.
by Ninjaltf December 12, 2024
mugGet the I'm just a chill guymug.

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