National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible June 1, 2015

Cold Hard Rocky

Any cold alcoholic beverage from cold beer to hard liquor on the rocks (ice)

I had a Cold Hard Rocky at Jines Bar and Grill.

by Tommy Dollar December 19, 2023

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Hard

A pool with no water.

My new viewers met me at the town hard, and they became dehydrated afterwards.

by NationwideFan2020 January 12, 2021

Hard Weed

Crack cocain

The Guus stedet smoking hard weed

by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020

hard lart

a difficult part of a task reserved for people who can’t spell/type

here comes the hard lart

by Blueberry pieface September 3, 2019