french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021

French

The language you use when you want to make someone know that you think you are a posh twat and is better than you in every way. It is repulsive and considered a sin to even say the word "French" in a church,catherdral or any holy place( doesn't matter which religion) It is also common courtesy not to speak any french in any place as you have now become a burden upon society

Judge: You have been charged of being French, how do you plead?
French Person: Guilty

by JohannIsn'tMyName January 27, 2021

FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex

I French braided this girl last night

by Gaqq January 29, 2019

French bagpipe

The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.

She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!

by Jay JMJ January 30, 2023

French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.

Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?

by Nin2 October 5, 2023

French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"

Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"

by QuacksO December 28, 2024