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French is a language that is hated by a lot of people and brought misery to my and many other's lives
i fucking hat french
by tiger canada May 10, 2022
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French Vanilla

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!
by athughunter November 27, 2024
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French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.
Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!
by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011
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french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.
bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.
by kkuso July 7, 2019
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French favor

An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"
Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.
Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.
by Clamantha July 25, 2019
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French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.
Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"
by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020
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