free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok

Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜

by Dieg-J April 14, 2023

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Free Fallin'

Enjoying life and relaxing. You're enjoying how your life is going and you don't have to control it, you just go with the flow. You are enjoying the ride of life

"I don't gotta do nothin, I got all this cash and I am Free Fallin'

by ConfidentialFreeMan February 20, 2024

free-night

A night when mom/dad doesn't feel like cooking or there's too many left overs in the fridge.

"I have a headache. It's free-night, eat that pizza or I'm going to toss it out"

by DangerousDame January 7, 2024

Ad free

Is where your free from the ads again.

I am finally ad free

by Dictionaries Man 57 March 14, 2023