Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Dip-Fuckery

The act in witch a man proceeds to wipe the walls of his anus with a well coated Fun-Dip stick, and then continues to slide it around his taint before going all the way.

"Wowie! All this Dip-Fuckery has me wetter than Niagra Falls!"

by SkankyJanky October 1, 2016

Dip

To view a message sent by another, and then leave without replying.

Jennifer: OMG, Brad! I just asked you if you wanted to marry me, and you dipped me! I hate you!

by osumniz September 10, 2016

shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in

Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!

by HammyHandle July 3, 2016

Flip the dip

Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.

Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?

Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.

Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.

Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!

by cousinfuckersupreme February 26, 2017

adrian knee dip

Placing your balls and penis on someone's knee

Give her the Adrian knee dip

by ThatGuy)555 January 15, 2014

double-dip

When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.

The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.

by Little Evan November 18, 2018