Dead Dazai Osamu

L i think hes dead.

Steps on how to dead dazai:

Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.

Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt

Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤

by Sexydimma January 6, 2022

dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

by Skūłł May 25, 2021

Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.

1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive

by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006

dead nazi

a good nazi is a dead nazi.

Fuck nazis. They are better off dead. A good nazi is a dead nazi.

by a future for all children! November 22, 2020

you're dead to me

To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.

Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010

dead baby bear

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.

Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.

by Seburo September 9, 2009