DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

Dead-Cat-Bitch

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.

Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.

by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012

dead with a capital t

To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore

After dancing I was dead with a capital T

by wing wing halo August 9, 2016

reverse dead fish

A sex position where the girl lays on her stomach and does absolutely nothing while the guy bangs her from behind.

That girl last night was totally reverse dead fishing.

by jackanddan May 11, 2016

Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt

Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤

by Sexydimma January 6, 2022

dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

by Skūłł May 25, 2021

Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.

1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive

by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006