DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

dead horse cliché

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".

Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.

by TheWriter May 19, 2013

Dead-Cat-Bitch

NOUN:

1. A person who is passive-agrresive.

2. A woman (or man) who plays coy with you.

Bitch, may be substituted for girl, or woman, or cunt for that matter, pertaining to the severity of the situation at hand.

Sarah, was pretending she was innocent, with no motive to fuck us over. Instead of just being up front about it, she's has to be a fuckin' dead-cat-bitch, to make it look like she didn't know.

Don't let David fool ya, he's as cold as a dead cat cunt.

by Fontbone1 November 6, 2012

reverse dead fish

A sex position where the girl lays on her stomach and does absolutely nothing while the guy bangs her from behind.

That girl last night was totally reverse dead fishing.

by jackanddan May 11, 2016

Dead fetus reaction

Every rainbow six siege teammate

That boy has dead fetus reaction

by inbred downy February 14, 2018

dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

by Skūłł May 25, 2021

Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.

1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive

by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006