Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015

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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

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pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.

Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.

by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018

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Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids

oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them

by y05k February 19, 2019

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Tiny Apple Gang

A gathering or group of men with homosexual tendencies. Generally comprised of 3-5 older men and one middle aged "pivot" man. They are not accepting of outsiders. Induction into gang usually consists of grotesque sexual acts involving a butterfinger candy bar

Hey, Chomo check out that group of weirdos. Yeah man that's a tiny apple gang for sure

by Whatchuluukinat March 3, 2022

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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

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