max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022

study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.

Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?

by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

Max and Colby

the gayest mfs out there

Max and Colby are so gay. They're always holding hands.

by the_realest_gay_out_there March 3, 2023

Max Gaarde

a juuler that goes to Lake Central and gets suspended 24/7 for vaping

Wow dude! your such a Max Gaarder

by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018

Max

a wonderfull TRANSformation

my friend -Max

by bunnybunn November 11, 2021

Tune-Maxing

The act of consecutively watching every single Looney Tune.

I spent the day yesterday tune-maxing.

by LinkyBoy2006! May 8, 2025