Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.

Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!

by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025

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Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020

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When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

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Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 23, 2016

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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

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Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.

Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse

by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024

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