Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.

After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.

by CJStrokenoff November 7, 2017

Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Golden Boi

The typical sexy young Blonde gay guy that gets all the action at bars and book stores. A very popular "Twinkie" or "Twink".

Well, hell! I wont score tonight, Golden Boi Ronny is out and around getting all the action.

by Like a bad Penny July 28, 2018

The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.

"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"

by h0pper March 15, 2022

Golden Nugget

A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.

Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.

Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs

by Kanga February 15, 2019