Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition

“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”

by Xavygravy March 17, 2022

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

Chattanooga Sugar cookie

Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie

Her favorite movies of Chattanooga sugar cookie

by This is Complete bullshit March 23, 2023

Cookie butter

Slang for squirting

Hit it so hard make her cookie butter. Ate that bitch's pussy so long she made cookie butter

by Krazeman420 December 8, 2021

Cookie Twirl

Person performing cunnilingus on multiple women, twirling in a circle from one "cookie" to the next, until they all orgasm.

Jeff had a cookie twirl with several cheerleaders after the game.

by TriangleDreamer August 30, 2017

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013