jakes

jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you

the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe

by annie gur April 29, 2021

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He has a 12 inch cock

" Jake has a 12 inch cock"- Not Jake

by J4K3_ April 3, 2022

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The best of friends. They play Fortnite together.And they are friends. We hate Jayda. But Jayda
Likes Jake and Jake rejected her🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♂️. Marcella hates veggies. NOPE! She is too skinny!! And tries but can’t gain weight. Jake is sexy and makes u wanna take a pic. Marcella likes to draw and we are NOT I TELL U THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER !

Awww Marcella Jake was so cute!

by Jake Marcella September 20, 2018

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That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair

Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”

by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022

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jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.

“i think i love jake”

“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”

by depressedhun October 22, 2019

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