eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

Egg

An Egg is something that you cook and is a delicacy to many places.

I am having boiled egg with my salad for tea

by Shivering goose June 8, 2021

egg hunting

When someone is looking/seeking something that they'll never find.

"all these base heads out here egg hunting no Easter" "Stop egg hunting lil bro"

by djkiddrich203 July 22, 2016

eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

Egg

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.

Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?

by Football master July 15, 2020