The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
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Get the go back to la mug.The assault of one's testicles from behind. Generally, the victim is bent over, however a standing attack up the legs is also commonplace.
Often times, the assailant will yell "back sack attack!" either at contact, or after the strike is complete.
Often times, the assailant will yell "back sack attack!" either at contact, or after the strike is complete.
Winding up for a kick, Ben positioned himself behind a bent-over Matt. Using mostly the flick of his foot unto the scrotum, Ben yelled "Back sack attack!" before Matt ever got the chance to react. Devolving into his fetal position, Matt sat writhing in pain.
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