When one person takes another persons sock, and ejaculates inside of it, and rolls it back up, and places it back in the drawer for said person to unknowingly find.
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A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
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90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
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Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!
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