San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

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The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.

Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.

by Lil dirty Pablo January 21, 2026

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more than one virgin of the story

What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.

Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020

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Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story

she was so not worthy of being on this story

by @heyyloser April 29, 2021

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I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

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