Sloppy handkerchief 

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.

“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief”

Sloppy handkerchief by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025

Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

Sloppy Sardine by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them

Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.

Sloppy Jamie by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

Sloppy Pizza by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Sloppy sluts

Cockney rhyming slang for Drop Your Guts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

Sloppy sluts by Marquis De Beauvoir February 23, 2026

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

Sloppy driveway by Sloppy John March 3, 2026

Sloppy Jacobo

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

Joshua: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jacobo?

Jay: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

Sloppy Jacobo by JacoboV March 23, 2026