Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

Sloppy Evan by Al Horford November 17, 2025

Sloppy Words

(noun / slang)
When someone says something that technically makes sense but completely misses the meaning they were trying to express. Understandable? Yes. Accurate? No. It’s the “close enough” version of communication — vague, off-target, and kinda lazy.

“I get you… but those were sloppy words, my guy.”

Sloppy Words by Kolton H December 6, 2025

Sloppy Gina

when you rub a mixture of piss, shit, and cum all over a gingers ass and take her from behind, typically in bright fluorescent lighting

"Do you see that ginger girl over there?" "Oh her, yeah I gave her a Sloppy Gina the other night and she loved it; hasn't stopped calling me since."

Sloppy Gina by luv707 January 13, 2026

Sloppy Joe

The act of penetrating while being penetrated in a 3 way (being the beef in the sandwich”

Wow, I’m tired from this past weekend. I went to Thads and had a sloppy Joe

Sloppy Joe by DillyPickled January 16, 2026

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

Sloppy Seat by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them

Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.

Sloppy Jamie by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

Sloppy Pizza by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026