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Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.
OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.
Sloppy Sardine by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them
Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.
Sloppy Jamie by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.
Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.
Sloppy Pizza by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Sloppy sluts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.
I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

Sloppy Jacobo

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men
Joshua: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jacobo?

Jay: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.
Sloppy Jacobo by JacoboV March 23, 2026