Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Sloppies

Similar to sloppy seconds, but with an increased level of sloppiness with each partner....

T'was a most excellent evening which included a delicious game of sloppies with a few friends I met online.

by Tenderdick October 24, 2022

The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

Sloppy Slotty Scotty

A slip n slide, but instead of water, it’s sloppy slot juice!

Oh man, last night I did a Sloppy Slotty Scotty and I can still smell it.

by brosef91 November 19, 2022