The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020

You are having with your girl from behind (vaginally) while she is on her period. when you pull out you blow your load all over the back of her head.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl while she was on the rag so i shot my load on the back of her head" Dude1
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
"Man you just earned a roge point for giving her a Rusty Schnozzel."Dude2
by Flathead Odell May 21, 2011

by $$69$$ January 30, 2016

Rusty trophy : When a girl takes a rather large butt plug in, and as a token of your appreciation, you pull it out and hand it over for her to clean with her mouth.
She gave me a rusty trombone, I had to reciprocate with a rusty trophy.
My good girl deserves a rusty trophy for her obedience.
I got on one knee and handed her her own rusty trophy as a token of my appreciation.
My good girl deserves a rusty trophy for her obedience.
I got on one knee and handed her her own rusty trophy as a token of my appreciation.
by J.Saint March 30, 2021

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

by .boji November 13, 2011

by Yablo April 22, 2024
