riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Killer ride

A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have

Yo dude that's a killer ride!

by Ihatelifeandps June 11, 2018

Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

trick-riding

Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session

Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.

by Irene Repogle June 10, 2017

Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022

boobie ride

Slang definition - Shy girl way of saying titty fuck.

After a great date, they went back to her dorm room. When he whipped it out, she thought it was too big for her so she gave him a boobie ride instead and he showed his appreciation with a pearl necklace.

by SayILoveCrepes July 19, 2025

Dick riding

Dre being Dre

Dre was constantly dick riding Dan

by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022