penis snatch

when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place

Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."

by Clark West January 27, 2009

penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

inverted penis

Vagina

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.

by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019

Octo-Penis

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin

you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night

by klimerman October 15, 2011

lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.

1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!

by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011

Ocean Penis

The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.

When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).

by Mr. Stufalotopuss April 1, 2010