Going to the porn convention

When you do something really sad, lonely or desperate.

Ever since the break-up, Mike's been going to the porn convention.

by Herbert Pecker April 27, 2020

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

BIG NIGGA PORN

Porn of a big NIGGA.

"Wow since we are both big oily juicy niggas we can make some great BIG NIGGA PORN."

by KKKNiggerFucker April 30, 2023

Lightning Mcqueen Porn

Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine

I like lightning mcqueen porn!

by ralsei milk October 6, 2023

Gay midget porn

The best type of porn

"What is gay midget porn"
"It is the best porn"

by Gay midget porn enjoyer October 31, 2022

Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.

Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022