when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
by 2 beer January 04, 2004
caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.
Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!
by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006
An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.
The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
by Frank the tank 23 January 13, 2014
by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009
by sn3k4_34t3r July 02, 2018
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020
An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.
by dcd$ January 20, 2011