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new poor 

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

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new poor by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016
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New Templars Of America 

The New Templars Of America are a Christian group devoted to helping others and promoting the Lord's gospel.
The New Templars Of America are awesome.

New York Marriage 

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.
"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

New York Plumber Dog 

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

New York Stink Sucker 

When your friend has to fart, you put a straw up their butt hole and simply suck it all in
Hurry Rob I have to fart! Grab the straw! This calls for a New York Stink Sucker!

New York City Dirty 

The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.
"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."
New York City Dirty by Floofy Fox December 4, 2016

new mackin handshake 

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite
Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(
new mackin handshake by M.Boy December 14, 2016