Ninja Drink

An energy drink that is drunk by a VERY tired person in dire need of it.

Dani:Bro! I totally love this ninja drink!

Kailin: ninja drink? o.O

Ariel: LOL!

Dani: Yes. All the time

by Dani Maderos March 22, 2009

ninja

Coolass fighter
who were tight suits
to show off their kickass bodies!
hiiiiyaaaa!

a hot guy named rock lee with ninja
powers

by mily jang October 18, 2008

ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.

ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.

by crazieXninja October 21, 2008

ninja bone

when you look at some one across the room with eyes almost squinted shut in true ninja style

the pug under the table thinks I don't see he's awake and ninja bone me

by nicole marris October 24, 2008

Ninja Dust

The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.

Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."

by Wip3ou7xl March 10, 2013

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.

My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.

by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014