Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja

A god at Fortnite with over 1000 wins

Ninja is one of the best Fortnite players on Earth

by Memez Dreamz December 13, 2018

Ninjas

An Error Occurred During Activation

Sorry, ninjas could not be found

by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021

Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Ninja Bitch

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world

Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch

by Azden May 18, 2015