The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
Get the Mississippi Mud Monkeymug. Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.
by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017
Get the Mud Pudmug. by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020
Get the Mud Smurfmug. by Hank d tank March 3, 2025
Get the Mexican mud maskmug. by Helikopteris February 16, 2018
Get the Mud Puppiemug. when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020
Get the Mud-slide sandwichmug. You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017
Get the mud on the beachmug.