the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

Mothers Law

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

Black ass mother fucker

Is a person who doesn't give a damn about anyone then their self

The Black ass mother fucker just shot the dog.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Your mother

approx 10 meters

Person 1: how long until we get there?
Person 2: around 12 your mothers

by Sovietube June 30, 2021

Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love June 30, 2016

vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024