Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
by Sackpant June 6, 2018
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by i like to masterb8 June 8, 2018
Get the El Tejon Middle School mug.Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018
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by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018
Get the Middle School mug.Legal torture full of a bunch of dumb jackass boys and dumb jackass girls who think they rule the fucking world. Then some dumb teacher gives you a test and you fail it and you die and then you don't do any HW cause your too busy playing video games, watching Netflix and then watching youtube. (LEGAL TORTURE)
Girl: Wait up! Does this make me look fat?
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
by EveNing1000 June 11, 2018
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Get the Middle School mug.3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
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