Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

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Veggie monster

Fat ginger veggie who has a questionable relationship with his sister (humf) he is also known as Fanta pubes

Veggie monster went to miss shaw after crying like a bitch

by Tuckerbro123 July 18, 2021

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Chief monster

Someone who constantly chiefs and fiends on someone else’s shit

Jacob you're such a fucking chief monster damn

by Chilloutchase April 14, 2019

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one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

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Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014

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