Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jacob Schuyler

A sexy young man with a fat cock

I wish I was Jacob Schuyler.

by Daddylowks69 November 22, 2017

Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.

Jacob just can't stop fucking kids

by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023

Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.

Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends

by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Jacob

A very respected mogger

“Oh my gosh look it’s the biggest mogger of all, Jacob!

by destroyedsickner November 20, 2023

Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.

Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.

by mcnibbins June 4, 2018