Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

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Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

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hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

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Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.

she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really

by malakaloo January 9, 2024

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Hard core

live dangerously- but be careful doing it.
Its a nuanced term for safe and dangerous folk.

Childish Gambino wants to live hard core so he gets his sick sucked in the movies.

But in some parts of his life, he is careful. He wants to keep his job, so he will not curse out his boss.

by Malia Obama from NOLA February 22, 2018

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