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hoe-mance

A sickeningly sentimental and exclusive too-close friendship 'twixt two adult females.
Jeez, Deborah and Lisa's pukey we-hate-men hoe-mance makes my teeth itch!
by Andy Sword June 21, 2016
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Hoe shirt

A shirt that is very revealing and shows lots of cleavage. Usually worn without a bra
Dude 1: Man this girl had a hoe shirt on, I could see her nips bro
Dude 2: Dammm duuude
by LegendTwenty7n January 18, 2018
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hoe drunk

A “soccer mom” type who gets drunk and slutty on Friday night with her friends but acts stuck up and better than you during the day.
I saw Jakes Mom out at the bar last weekend, she’s such a hoe drunk when she’s away from her husband.
by Oklahoma rancher May 3, 2018
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Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says
"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."
by Playboymikey January 27, 2018
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No-hoe-vember

Where a girl (or boy) puts their promiscuous behaviour on hold for the month of November.
Girl1: He totally wants you! Are you going home with him?
Girl2: I can't, it's No-hoe-vember.
by Your Monthly Hoe Guidance January 29, 2018
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platinum hoe

This hoe hoes all around town but also goes to work and pays own bills. That’s a platinum hoe.
by My lingo February 3, 2018
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Hermit hoe

A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.
Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.
by Turtletot February 6, 2018
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