French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

French Megazord

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil

I hit that bitch with the French Megazord

by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

french buddy

A 'friend' who is constantly surrendering. *nudge nudge, wink wink*

She acts like she hates me in public, but she's my french buddy after dark.

by Ruroni Nick October 9, 2015

French Pass

When smoking a cigarette with someone and you kiss them and pass a puff

Oh, did Pierre just give Collette a French pass?

by Navigate December 2, 2019

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017