French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure

Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023

french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.

My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.

by Pittycent March 10, 2023

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019