Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
by gymreaper May 28, 2023

by Just.surviving November 26, 2019

The 'Free-Range' Rule or Reign-range or scope or scale or 'Age' of Market Dictatorshop* Faschism : a contraduction* in terms.
by PartisanZ March 25, 2022

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.
by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018
