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by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021
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Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3

ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc
by annie_2415 November 24, 2021
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Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy
by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022
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Ethan Isbell

you smacked her?! you’re such an ethan isbell
by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020
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Ethan

Is a literal loser. Has no balls. Might be gay.
When you’re born without balls, your parents will name you Ethan.
by T2thedoubleg November 8, 2025
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Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
I wish I was Ethan

You should be more like Ethan
by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023
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Sexy
When a girl meets Ethan she doesn't just stop in awe because of his looks she thinks about how she wants him in her bed because of his massive cock
Omg this guy is so Ethan
by Wyptic July 15, 2021
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