Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.

You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!

by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018

egg

an egg is always there for you when you need one. an egg will always help you when you're in a tough time. an egg likes eating your toenails. egg is life. egg is good. replace your parents with more egg. egg.

don't you just love eggs?
egg's are mans best friend

suck an egg, you leg

by egg frend May 12, 2018

joey eggs

A badass dude

You can be a real joey eggs sometimes.

by Ezekieeel May 13, 2018

Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017