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dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.
He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)
by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017
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textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.
Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.
by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017
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foam dick

from getting a blowjob and the cum mixes around and makes a bunch of foam.
i got foam dick after getting fucked so hard.
by nobody else here April 26, 2017
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dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
by mhansen October 18, 2017
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downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.
Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.
by Pkil May 22, 2017
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climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.
by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017
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Dick grain

the dick grain is best known for when a boy has ejaculated/masterbated. However, grain is thicker in substance.
Eva: ahh mate this boy proper dick grained on me last night

Millie: I love it when they dick grain
by 420john June 5, 2017
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