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Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021
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Knee Deep in the Dead

The first Episode (or as some stupid Melenials will call it Levell, gosh I flippin' hate uncultured swine, ITS EPISODES NOT LEVELS, GOsh) in Doom (1993), also is the first introduction to At Dooms Gate
Kneck beard "Knee Deep in the Dead is such a good first level"
Chad "its a episode, though I can see how you can consider it a level, please understand that it serves the original title better to call it episode,"
Kneck Beard (Now Chad) "ok, thank you for telling me,"
*They rip and Tear*
by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 14, 2021
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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.
Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?
by Skūłł May 25, 2021
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Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006
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dead nazi

a good nazi is a dead nazi.
Fuck nazis. They are better off dead. A good nazi is a dead nazi.
by a future for all children! November 22, 2020
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you're dead to me

To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010
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dead baby bear

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.
by Seburo September 9, 2009
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