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Christian

The most amazing man you will ever meet
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.
ExC1: Christian is so nice to me! He’s the best friend in the world!
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.
by Gigigigiiiiiwiwiwiwiii May 20, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
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Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Pellow Christian

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.
I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!
by PassionYesser December 3, 2022
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christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer
damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”
by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022
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christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.
have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!
by leebugs December 15, 2022
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