charlie

a person who never reads anything
besides clothes labels

"charlie" isdefined by Stoian's quote "are you someone that reads?" or "Do you read?" (he wants to know about the other your literature culture)

by charlitos145729 February 1, 2019

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

Creamy Charlie

A tasty drink consisting of root beer on ice, filled to the top with heavy cream.

That creamy charlie is a heavy pour dude! That's almost half cream!

by scuz n clownbaby February 16, 2019

Charlie Skinner

A gay kid who sucks Henry’s dick everyday and has threesomes with (Elia shifts)

Id never think I would see someone as gay as Charlie Skinner

by 123Charlieisgay February 19, 2019

Charlie

Brick

Charlie is a brick.

by fliperrr August 30, 2018

Charlie

THE fucking devil himself

Oh gawd, it’s charlie!

by OneOfTheGabes September 12, 2018

charlie

A Charlie is rude and inconsiderate, he will reel you in to a friendship just to make fun of you and use you for self power a Charlie has brown hair and will randomly decide to be mad at you Charlie's likes unreal animals like dinosaurs or dragons a Charlie is the definition of the devil, never trust a charlie

Me) I don't know why Charlie's mad at me

Friend) oh he's Charlie he decides when he's mad, you probably did nothing

by TheToxicTruth8 September 12, 2018