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black cat

Someone who Black cats you is someone who trys to go one better Than you
Its like you saying ive got a black cat and the other person sayng i have a blacker cat..
You cant get blacker Than Black
or sunderland -sunderlands nick names is the black cats
me : "I ran 3 miles today"
ed : "I ran 6 miles"
me : "You Just black catted me"
by Helen Tempest October 11, 2007
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dead cat

An ex-spouse/partner/lover. From the reference to how many people, in a given place, a person has had relationships with that can be hit by swinging a dead cat.
I have slept with way too many people in this bar tonight... This is definitely a Dead Cat situation.
by Bub May 7, 2005
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House Cat

A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.
Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers because he was a house cat.
by HomerHatesSalad July 26, 2008
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Cat Board

The Cat Board is a piece of plywood, or similar, with two holes cut into it which placed close together.

The user pulls a cat’s tail through one of the holes and holds it so that they may molest the feline through the other hole without fear of being seriously scratched or bitten.

The Cat Board brings to mind the infamous gloryhole although it is perhaps more related to the stocks.

The sound the feline subject produces when the Cat Board is in use is likened to that of Kasey Chambers singing.
Thanks to Hunter gatherer of Sydney for describing the Cat Board and its use. Though he claims he has never owned and operated one himself.
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Petting the Cat

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.
by PolaJack May 24, 2011
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fiesta cat

A cat in a jester hat smoking a pipe and wearing 3D glasses. Also referred to as "that cat".
Though rarely found in big internet forums, fiesta cat is commonly seen in UTSNet, and is often accompanied by phrases such as fyad, zany, 5ive, and top post.
Whence the cat came from is unknown.
From: Eric
To: Animation
Sci Club
Eternal Steakhouse
GaGa Club
Thunder Pirates, "Arg!"
Mystery Earth Club Speaker
Dragonboat
Chess Club
Subject: A little off topic...
5
fiesta cat!
by Lewis Viking December 21, 2005
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cat fight

girls that is thin or sexy fighting each other and sometime take their clothes off. fat girls fighting are called cow fight
cat fightin are good ol stuff to watch homie
by homie June 18, 2003
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